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So
what is the best way to get laid?
The
best way to get gratuitous sex is by hooking up in one-night stands.
Just
like many things, a one-night stand is a numbers game. Except
this time, the numbers are a lot more favorable than they were
with getting phone numbers and asking them out on dates. This
time, your chances are far greater than any other method.
Statistically
this is how it breaks down:
50%
Are attached or married, so forget these (this number varies from
type of environment, clubs have far less married people than sit
down bars)
10%
Are not in the mood, forget these. They just got out of a long
relationship. Or are lesbians. Or don't go for one-night stands
under any circumstance.
20%
Are in the mood but only to make out. These are women that are
having their period or that have something the next morning preventing
them from sleeping at your place (maybe they live with their parents).
You can have lots of fun with these women, make out and maybe
even get to third base. If they give you their number, don't throw
it away, but also don't count on it. They may have come to their
senses by the time you call later on.
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